Thursday, September 25, 2008 

Three horsewomen of the apocalypse.

After having performed her essential role as little more than a fluffer for her husband, but for which she was given the sort of praise and coverage that most politicians would kill for, Sarah Brown went across the pond with Gordy and attended a women-only dinner for the White Ribbon Alliance, "aimed at improving the health of mothers and babies around the world". This was the result:

For the uninitiated, that's Wendi Deng, aka Mrs Rupert Murdoch, on the far right. Also in attendance according to the Telegraph, was Queen Rania of Jordan (where women can be taken into "protective custody" to protect them from "family violence", rather than offering voluntary shelters), Elle Macpherson, and the Duchess of York.

With friends of mothers and babies like those, who needs enemies?

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Friday, May 23, 2008 

Giving a message to Hazel Blears.

Keeping it short and sweet, as you too might after spending the best part of the evening swapping round IDE cables and jumpers in a random fashion as that's apparently the only way to fix the piece of crap I'm currently laboured with, could someone be good enough to "give a message" to Hazel Blears by taking her out and shooting her in the fucking head?

Thanks in advance.

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Saturday, April 14, 2007 

Oh, fuck off.

It's the end of the world as we know it. Nothing will ever be the same again. I can scarcely believe it. This is shocking, deeply, mortally wounding. No one ever thought it possible.

A young man has ended his relationship with a young woman.

A truly world-shaking, seismic, belief-undermining news event. How can we ever recover from this blow?

In other news, more innocents have been slaughtered in Iraq and we continue to watch the slow but inexorable death of democracy in Russia. Frankly though, who cares, on this day that will live in infamy?

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