Sun-watch: Page 3 lesbian love masquerading as news.
Just what exactly is going on over in Wapping? Has Murdoch finally decided to abandon any of the remaining news principles of the Sun and turn it into a Daily Sport-clone? Or are they just attempting to take the Zoo/Nuts route of having two naked girls pretending to be lesbians for male titillation, as after all, December is always a slow news month....
The first revelation that Becky Rule and Melanie Boorman had fallen for each other was in yesterday's Sun:
And can you guess what else they are going to do now?
Well, would you believe it? Today though the Sun went even further and published their account of their first night of passion:
So let's do a run-down for male fantasies: 2 page 3 girls kindly let us into nearly every detail of what they supposedly did; they stayed in bed all day and ordered pizza; they sleep with men as well; they love Led Zep, Stone Roses and the Cure, which should probably cover nearly every man's music taste in some way AND they enjoy gangster films. Phew!
I'm not sure it's the first time that the Sun has had a page 3 girl who has become/was a lesbian originally, as I remember that arguably the most famous page 3 girl, Samantha Fox, was/or still is living with a same-sex lover. Also of note is the way that a Page 3 girl named Rebekah Parmar Teasdale was kicked out into the cold after it was uncovered that she had done harder glamour shoots before she was recruited for Page 3, including shoots involving other girls. Interestingly, she was brought back for one day only on the arrival of the Ginger Ninja as editor, so that page 3 girl could hilariously be called "Rebekah".
Even for the Sun though this marks a further turn down-market. What Rupert Murdoch describes as a "major contribution to world class journalism" seems to be getting so desperate that it is resorting to publishing page 3 sex fantasies to increase its sale. While the world has moved on from getting angry about the Sun having topless models on its 3rd page, it's pretty depressing the lengths that the "popular" press in this country is sinking too.
Thanks to Bloggerheads for some of the sources for this, and to my brain for resisting the temptation to link the pictures.
The first revelation that Becky Rule and Melanie Boorman had fallen for each other was in yesterday's Sun:
PAGE 3 stunners Becky Rule and Melanie Boorman have something to tell their millions of male fans today: They are in love — with each other.
The gorgeous pair are the first in Page 3’s 35-year history to fall for another topless babe.
They sealed their blossoming romance during a recent Sun photoshoot on Majorca.
And can you guess what else they are going to do now?
And from now on, they will appear TOGETHER on Britain’s favourite glamour page.
Well, would you believe it? Today though the Sun went even further and published their account of their first night of passion:
LOVESTRUCK Page 3 beauties Becky Rule and Melanie Boorman have lifted the lid on their first night of lesbian lust with each other.
The busty pair got it on during a baking hot night in Majorca.
They shared a hotel room on the Spanish island during a Page 3 modelling job with four other babes.
But it took a few glasses of wine before the pair — who first met just two weeks before — finally plucked up the courage to reveal their true feelings.
Becky, 24, said: “All us Page 3 girls went for a meal on the second night of the trip. Mel and I spent the whole time flirting. She kept telling me I was her perfect woman.
“When we got back to our hotel she threw off her clothes before diving naked into the swimming pool.
“I was so excited — I just stripped and jumped in after her.”
The girls then chatted naked in a Jacuzzi with two other Page 3 babes — before Becky and Mel collapsed into bed.
Mel, 23, said: “We pushed our beds together and shared our first kiss. Then we spent the night together. It was sensual, erotic, beautiful and fun.”
Becky added: “When we got back to our hotel room after flirting in the Jacuzzi we took one look at each other and pushed our single beds together. That was when I knew for sure we both wanted to make love to each other.
“Both of us were topless and we jumped under the sheets to kiss and cuddle. But then I just couldn’t keep my hands off Mel.
“I kissed and stroked her breasts and she ran her fingers up and down my back. Then I slowly teased off her g-string and kissed her all over her body.
“Both of us were just so hot for each other. I felt like I was going to explode with desire.”
Mel, a former secretary, added: “What started off as a cuddle became much more. We just wanted each other badly.
“Our first night as lovers was perfect. I just couldn’t get enough of Becky.
“When we woke up the following morning I turned to her and said, ‘Let’s just stay in bed all day and only get up to order pizza.’ I was so happy.”
But the girls’ budding relationship took a turn — as Mel worried what her 27-year-old boyfriend would think about her new love.
She said: “Blokes always say that girl-on-girl action is their fantasy — but when it involves their girlfriend they’re not always so keen.
“I didn’t want him to think I had cheated on him and so told him about my feelings for Becky straight away.
“It was tough to begin with — but he has now accepted our relationship.
“I’m so lucky that my man understands how special she is to me.”
The two beauties had secretly fancied each other since first meeting on a photoshoot for a men’s mag.
Brunette Mel, of Morecambe, Lancs, said: “I remember the first time I laid eyes on Becky like it was yesterday.
“She had the most amazing breasts — just like a Fifties pin-up girl.
“I thought, ‘I’ve met a modern Marilyn Monroe’ and just couldn’t wait to talk to her.
“Becky was so much fun — she was flirty and outrageous.
“We chatted about boyfriend problems and laughed non-stop.”
For blonde Becky, Mel’s crystal-blue eyes and perfect rear left her spellbound.
Although she hasn’t given up on finding the perfect fella, she said: “I like girls with dark hair and blue eyes — and Mel has both. She looked like a goddess.
“But beneath that innocent look I thought there could be a cheeky minx trying to get out.
“And I couldn’t keep my eyes off her bum. It was perfect.”
The girls, who from now on will appear TOGETHER on Page 3, have both slept with women before — but there is not a shred of jealously between them.
Becky, from West London, said: “When you’re with the right woman everything falls into place.
“I slept with my best female friend on my 20th birthday and it was a good experience. You can have a real laugh with girls.”
The lusty babes — both firm favourites with our readers — have plenty in common away from the bedroom.
They love rock bands Led Zeppelin, The Stone Roses and The Cure.
And they would choose gangster films as their choice for a cosy video night in.
Becky said: “We brought out the best in each other from the start.
“Mel is so classy — she likes visiting her parents in France, skiing and going on country walks.
“I like being wined and dined but have a real bad-girl streak that makes me behave like a little devil.
“We fitted together perfectly.”
So let's do a run-down for male fantasies: 2 page 3 girls kindly let us into nearly every detail of what they supposedly did; they stayed in bed all day and ordered pizza; they sleep with men as well; they love Led Zep, Stone Roses and the Cure, which should probably cover nearly every man's music taste in some way AND they enjoy gangster films. Phew!
I'm not sure it's the first time that the Sun has had a page 3 girl who has become/was a lesbian originally, as I remember that arguably the most famous page 3 girl, Samantha Fox, was/or still is living with a same-sex lover. Also of note is the way that a Page 3 girl named Rebekah Parmar Teasdale was kicked out into the cold after it was uncovered that she had done harder glamour shoots before she was recruited for Page 3, including shoots involving other girls. Interestingly, she was brought back for one day only on the arrival of the Ginger Ninja as editor, so that page 3 girl could hilariously be called "Rebekah".
Even for the Sun though this marks a further turn down-market. What Rupert Murdoch describes as a "major contribution to world class journalism" seems to be getting so desperate that it is resorting to publishing page 3 sex fantasies to increase its sale. While the world has moved on from getting angry about the Sun having topless models on its 3rd page, it's pretty depressing the lengths that the "popular" press in this country is sinking too.
Thanks to Bloggerheads for some of the sources for this, and to my brain for resisting the temptation to link the pictures.
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